Are you kidding me! It's been longer than a year since my last post. Let's see what the hell have I been doing? Just all of my normal stuff. Oh, got a new job, a new car, some new ink, and I've become a GRANDMOTHER!
Ha! You looked.
No really. I've been arthritically bent over patterns and my little sewing machine and yarn and crochet hooks just grandma-ing away! Wearing a handy dandy little flesh colored fingerless glove meant to ward off carpal tunnel. Yes, I'm serious. Ask the Great and Wonderful what he calls it. No wait, you really don't want to know. It's pretty creepy. (Weird that I like that though, huh? The creepy part, not so much the fingerless flesh colored glove part. Okay, I like that part too.)
So in my new job as a full blown livin the dream Building Manager I could probably go on and get all tattooed like I would like to be, and gauge my ears while I'm at it. Aaaaand then they would go ahead and just let me go. So, I guess I will keep on pretending to be miss prim and proper. Keeping my most beautiful pieces of skin hidden from eyes too virgin. Thanks JC Penney's for selling all of those shrugs. Surely the normals will be on to me soon, what with all that shrug and cardigan wearin goin on. Shut up. I'm cool. Really. It's been a year. I get cooler, er, more cool, uh whatever is grammatically correct for more-awesome-the-older-i-get.
Just call me Granny Trala.
